February 2011
@gianaah
polyesterblend2:
Tell me you’re watching this unfold…
and enjoying loving every minute of it
When i see country boys;
cowgirlupbitch:
Oh well that’s odd, my pants have magically fallen off.
<3
ACCENTSSSSS
January 2011
Trying to dance at a party:
Expectations:
Reality:
8 tags
I was going through some stuff and found this...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Are you horny…? ;)
You: HAVE YOU EVERY SEEN THAT MOVIE SCHOOL OF ROCK
Stranger: No…
You: OK WELL THERES THIS PART WHERE MIRANDA COSGROVE SINGS
You: MEMORIES
You: ALL ALONE IN...
When to "Creep"
mrpibbplusredvines:
when you’re out at a club and you see a fly girl
if you wanna make friends at the ATM
when you see a country bitch laying out at the beach
when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
sweating off ya bride at her wedding
when you sneek into a wake and you see a beefcake
when the judge is a hottie and you can’t control ya body
Do the creep, and don’t forget to smile.
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ooglygoogly:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
Watch
wherethehelldidjusticego:
fuckingmanic:
If You...
